Først så var stakkars Inge så full av feberfantasier og kuldetokter at han ringte bestekompisen for å få han til å gjøre noe med det.
Bestekompisen gjorde som vel alle gjør en gang i blant, nemlig ringte ledelsen i halve helsenorge for å få orden på sakene.
Inge fikk nytt rom. Hjalp det egentlig? Har man feber, så hjelper det vel ikke hvor mange tepper og boblejakker man har på seg. Boblejakke i juni forresten?
Er Inge en av de som pleier å henge i Skippergata? Han jobber jo rett ved, så hvem vet.
Eller kanskje han bare var så kald før han kom seg til sykehuset?
I alle fall, ringte bestekompsen for å få fiksa på tingene, hvem ville vel ikke gjort det om de bare hadde fått noen til å ta de telefonene?
Det er vel uansett nok av mindre trengende som kan flyttes litt på. Her snakker vi jo elite og adel. Må ta vare på disse.
Noen (ganske mange, faktisk - om ikke nesten alle bortsett fra Ivar og bestekompisen) syntes det var en litt ugrei ting å gjøre.
Inge ble vel frisk da, mot alle odds, selv om han var på helt feil sykehus for en av hans stand.
Våknet litt, og syntes vel kanskje det var morsomt med all oppmerksomheten, så han begynte like godt å plage folk med at han har blitt urettferdig behandla, utsatt for lovbrudd i form av brudd på taushetsplikten.
Nja..
Hmm.
Jobber disse to kompisene egentlig for FRP?
Og uavhengig av det.. hvorfor i faen er landet vårt styrt av slike... (lag nytt, negativt ladet, på grensen til uakseptabelt kraftuttrykk, mer støtende og billedlig enn noe annet uttrykk som noensinne er brukt, og sett det inn her)
onsdag 24. juni 2009
Svarte bokser
Hver gang det er et fly som havarerer, så er det snakk om disse svarte boksene...
Det brukes store ressurser på å finne dem, og det virker som om de ganske ofte er ødelagte når de først blir funnet.
Jeg er nok ikke den første som har tenkt dette, og det er nok sikkert folk som har jobbet med problematikken, men hva med å gjøre noe med beskaffenheten til disse svarte boksene?
Ha et dobbelt sett, ett som er i flyet, og ett som er montert på skroget eller i vingene eller noe sånt, og som blir utløst om ting går til helvete, gjerne utstyrt med fallskjerm og flyteanordning.
I tillegg burde jo det som blir lagret i de svarte boksene fortløpende bli sendt via radio til bakkestasjoner, og lagres der.
Det brukes store ressurser på å finne dem, og det virker som om de ganske ofte er ødelagte når de først blir funnet.
Jeg er nok ikke den første som har tenkt dette, og det er nok sikkert folk som har jobbet med problematikken, men hva med å gjøre noe med beskaffenheten til disse svarte boksene?
Ha et dobbelt sett, ett som er i flyet, og ett som er montert på skroget eller i vingene eller noe sånt, og som blir utløst om ting går til helvete, gjerne utstyrt med fallskjerm og flyteanordning.
I tillegg burde jo det som blir lagret i de svarte boksene fortløpende bli sendt via radio til bakkestasjoner, og lagres der.
onsdag 10. juni 2009
Dagens lyric - Perfect Sense part 2 - Roger Waters
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Little black soul departs in perfect focus
Prime time fodder for the News at Nine
Darling is the child warm in the bed tonight
Hi everybody I'm Marv Albert
And welcome to our telecast
Coming to you live from Memorial Stadium
It's a beautiful day
And today we except a sensational matchup
Bur first our global anthem
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
And here come the players
As I speak to you now the captain
Has he cross hairs zeroed on the oil rig
It looks to me like he's going to attack
By the way did you know that a submarine
Captain earns 200,000 dollars a year
Oh that's less tax Marv less tax
Uh thank you Emery you're welcome
Now back to the game he fires one yes
There goes two both fish are running
The rig is going into a prevent defense
Will they make it I don't think so
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Little black soul departs in perfect focus
Prime time fodder for the News at Nine
Darling is the child warm in the bed tonight
Hi everybody I'm Marv Albert
And welcome to our telecast
Coming to you live from Memorial Stadium
It's a beautiful day
And today we except a sensational matchup
Bur first our global anthem
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
And here come the players
As I speak to you now the captain
Has he cross hairs zeroed on the oil rig
It looks to me like he's going to attack
By the way did you know that a submarine
Captain earns 200,000 dollars a year
Oh that's less tax Marv less tax
Uh thank you Emery you're welcome
Now back to the game he fires one yes
There goes two both fish are running
The rig is going into a prevent defense
Will they make it I don't think so
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Ignorant kommunikasjonsdirektør?
Ok, Aftenposten melder at noen har cracka telefonkatalogen.no, og fjernet fødselsdatoen til kommunikasjonsdirektør Bård Hammervold.
Selv mener han visstnok at dette er et pek i forbindelse med publisering av fødselsdato i telefonkatalogen, og han virker å gi litt faen i hele greia.
Hadde han visst hvem som hadde gjort det, så skulle han ha anmeldt forholdet...
Kan en direktør i et internettselskap uttale seg på den måten uten at det får konsekvenser?
Hvorfor har ikke andre medier tatt tak i dette, det er jo rimelig alvorlig at noen kan cracke en viktig offentlig tjeneste uten at lederne der foretar seg annet enn å trekke på skuldrene...
Logger de ingenting der?
Er ganske mye som kan sies om denne saken, og den kan jo fort bli ganske kompleks;
Er det noen som gidder å stikke innom en politistasjon å anmelde, slik at dette blir etterforsket?
Tja, Her , Her og Her (hegnar.no, na24.no og digi.no var det vel?) meldes det at samme kommunikasjonsdirektør faktisk oppfordrer folk til å anmelde...
Det er også nevnt at de fleste har "sovende" kontoer osv...
Kanskje ikke produktet er så godt at kommunikasjonsdirektøren bruker det selv?
Selv mener han visstnok at dette er et pek i forbindelse med publisering av fødselsdato i telefonkatalogen, og han virker å gi litt faen i hele greia.
Hadde han visst hvem som hadde gjort det, så skulle han ha anmeldt forholdet...
Kan en direktør i et internettselskap uttale seg på den måten uten at det får konsekvenser?
Hvorfor har ikke andre medier tatt tak i dette, det er jo rimelig alvorlig at noen kan cracke en viktig offentlig tjeneste uten at lederne der foretar seg annet enn å trekke på skuldrene...
Logger de ingenting der?
Er ganske mye som kan sies om denne saken, og den kan jo fort bli ganske kompleks;
- Viktig offentlig tjeneste cracket
- Direktør virker å være likegyldig
- Kun dekket av en eneste avis (som jeg har sett så langt)
Er det noen som gidder å stikke innom en politistasjon å anmelde, slik at dette blir etterforsket?
Tja, Her , Her og Her (hegnar.no, na24.no og digi.no var det vel?) meldes det at samme kommunikasjonsdirektør faktisk oppfordrer folk til å anmelde...
Det er også nevnt at de fleste har "sovende" kontoer osv...
Kanskje ikke produktet er så godt at kommunikasjonsdirektøren bruker det selv?
tirsdag 9. juni 2009
Dagens lyric - Perfect Sense part 1 - Roger Waters
The monkey sat on a pile of stones
And he stared at the broken bone in his hand
And the strains Viennese quartet
Rang out across the land
The monkey looked up at the stars
And he thought to himself
Memory is a stranger
History is for fools
And he cleaned his hands
In a pool of holy writing
Turned his back on the garden
And set out for the nearest town
Hold on hold on soldier
When you add it all up
The tears and marrowbone
There's an ounce of gold
And an ounce of pride in each ledger
And the Germans killed the Jews
And the Jews killed the Arabs
And Arabs killed the hostages
And that is the news
And is it any wonder
That the monkey's confused
He said Mama Mama
The President's a fool
Why do I have to keep reading
These technical manuals
And the joint chiefs of staff
And the brokers on Wall Street said
Don't make us laugh
You're smart kid
Time is linear
Memory's a stranger
History's for fools
Man is a tool in the hands
Of the great God Almighty
And they gave him command
Of a nuclear submarine
And sent him back in search of
The Garden of Eden
And he stared at the broken bone in his hand
And the strains Viennese quartet
Rang out across the land
The monkey looked up at the stars
And he thought to himself
Memory is a stranger
History is for fools
And he cleaned his hands
In a pool of holy writing
Turned his back on the garden
And set out for the nearest town
Hold on hold on soldier
When you add it all up
The tears and marrowbone
There's an ounce of gold
And an ounce of pride in each ledger
And the Germans killed the Jews
And the Jews killed the Arabs
And Arabs killed the hostages
And that is the news
And is it any wonder
That the monkey's confused
He said Mama Mama
The President's a fool
Why do I have to keep reading
These technical manuals
And the joint chiefs of staff
And the brokers on Wall Street said
Don't make us laugh
You're smart kid
Time is linear
Memory's a stranger
History's for fools
Man is a tool in the hands
Of the great God Almighty
And they gave him command
Of a nuclear submarine
And sent him back in search of
The Garden of Eden
mandag 8. juni 2009
Dagens lyric - Ænema - Tool
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, Silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.
put it down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, Silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.
put it down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
søndag 7. juni 2009
Dagens lyric - LAMC - Tool
Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court.
This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries.
If after using this system, your question is not answered,
please, stay on the line
and a representative will be with you shortly.
If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1.
If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.
If you are calling from a pay phone, please press 3.
If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4.
If you are calling from a secret-spy phone, please press 5.
If you are calling from a princess, phone, please press 6
If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7.
and If you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line
Make your selection at any time.
(touch-tone 1)
Make your selection at any time.
(three touch-tone 1's)
For information in English, please press 1.
For information in Spanish, please press 2.
For information in Japanese, please press 3.
For information in Chinese, please press 4.
For information in Dutch, please press 5.
For information in Latvian, please press 6.
For information in French, please press 7.
For information in Yiddish, please press 8.
For information in Ig-pay Atin-lay, lease-pay ress-pay ine-nay.
(touch-tone 1)
If you are responding to a notice from the City Attorney's office, press 3.
To check the amount due on a parking ticket, press 4.
If you believe you are ticketed in error because your disabled person
placard or your preferential parking permit was clearly displayed, or
your vehicle is disabled, press 5.
For all other traffic related matters, press 6.
(long touch-tone 6)
Please make a selection at any time.
(three touch-tone 6's)
For traffic school information, press 1.
For payment inormation, press 2.
For court locations, press 3.
For general ticket and warrant information, press 4.
For court appearance and bail information, press 5.
For traffic court appointment information, press 6.
(four touch-tone 6's)
If you need to make a traffic court appointment, please press 1,
unless you have not filled out a DD form 3018, in which case,
please press 2. To receive a blank DD form 3018, please come
down to the Los Angeles Municipal Court building during normal
business hours. If you have filled out DD form 3018, but have
not reported to the City Attorney's office, please press 3.
If you are not receiving physical therapy but have a relative that
voted 'no' on Proposition 187 * and have collected a notarized waiver
from said relative, and have attached said waiver in triplicate to
said form, please press 4, unless of course, said relative is not
a naturalized citizen, in which case, please press 5.
If you are receiving physical therapy from a naturalized citizen but
have not voted 'yes' or 'no' on Proposition 187 and have not reported
to the City Attorney, but have filled out form DD 3018, please
press 6.
Of course, if you have not had your eyes tested by your local
Department of Motor Vehicles in the last three years, in which case
press 7. If you have had your eyes tested AND voted 'yes' on
Proposition 187, and have your DD form 3018 filled out and
have already reported to the City Attorney but have never been called
in for jury duty, press 8.
(touch-tone entry)
Make your selection at any time.
(here begins the touch-tone frenzy)
Make your selection at any time.
The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
There is a possibility that you have made an error in
selecting your message. Please try again.
The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
There is a possibility that you have made an error in
selecting your message. Please try again.
I'm sorry, but we are unable to interpret your request.
Please call back during normal business hours.
(CLICK ... sound of dialing)
Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court.
This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries.
If after using this system, your question is not answered,
please, stay on the line
and a representative will be with you shortly.
(fades out on)
If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1.
If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.
* Proposition 187 was a Californian measure put to the voters, aimed at
preventing illegal immigrants from obtaining welfare and other social
benefits. Californians voted yes to it in 1994, although its
enforceability and legality in the US appear to be under question.
This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries.
If after using this system, your question is not answered,
please, stay on the line
and a representative will be with you shortly.
If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1.
If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.
If you are calling from a pay phone, please press 3.
If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4.
If you are calling from a secret-spy phone, please press 5.
If you are calling from a princess, phone, please press 6
If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7.
and If you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line
Make your selection at any time.
(touch-tone 1)
Make your selection at any time.
(three touch-tone 1's)
For information in English, please press 1.
For information in Spanish, please press 2.
For information in Japanese, please press 3.
For information in Chinese, please press 4.
For information in Dutch, please press 5.
For information in Latvian, please press 6.
For information in French, please press 7.
For information in Yiddish, please press 8.
For information in Ig-pay Atin-lay, lease-pay ress-pay ine-nay.
(touch-tone 1)
If you are responding to a notice from the City Attorney's office, press 3.
To check the amount due on a parking ticket, press 4.
If you believe you are ticketed in error because your disabled person
placard or your preferential parking permit was clearly displayed, or
your vehicle is disabled, press 5.
For all other traffic related matters, press 6.
(long touch-tone 6)
Please make a selection at any time.
(three touch-tone 6's)
For traffic school information, press 1.
For payment inormation, press 2.
For court locations, press 3.
For general ticket and warrant information, press 4.
For court appearance and bail information, press 5.
For traffic court appointment information, press 6.
(four touch-tone 6's)
If you need to make a traffic court appointment, please press 1,
unless you have not filled out a DD form 3018, in which case,
please press 2. To receive a blank DD form 3018, please come
down to the Los Angeles Municipal Court building during normal
business hours. If you have filled out DD form 3018, but have
not reported to the City Attorney's office, please press 3.
If you are not receiving physical therapy but have a relative that
voted 'no' on Proposition 187 * and have collected a notarized waiver
from said relative, and have attached said waiver in triplicate to
said form, please press 4, unless of course, said relative is not
a naturalized citizen, in which case, please press 5.
If you are receiving physical therapy from a naturalized citizen but
have not voted 'yes' or 'no' on Proposition 187 and have not reported
to the City Attorney, but have filled out form DD 3018, please
press 6.
Of course, if you have not had your eyes tested by your local
Department of Motor Vehicles in the last three years, in which case
press 7. If you have had your eyes tested AND voted 'yes' on
Proposition 187, and have your DD form 3018 filled out and
have already reported to the City Attorney but have never been called
in for jury duty, press 8.
(touch-tone entry)
Make your selection at any time.
(here begins the touch-tone frenzy)
Make your selection at any time.
The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
There is a possibility that you have made an error in
selecting your message. Please try again.
The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
There is a possibility that you have made an error in
selecting your message. Please try again.
I'm sorry, but we are unable to interpret your request.
Please call back during normal business hours.
(CLICK ... sound of dialing)
Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court.
This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries.
If after using this system, your question is not answered,
please, stay on the line
and a representative will be with you shortly.
(fades out on)
If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1.
If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.
* Proposition 187 was a Californian measure put to the voters, aimed at
preventing illegal immigrants from obtaining welfare and other social
benefits. Californians voted yes to it in 1994, although its
enforceability and legality in the US appear to be under question.
lørdag 6. juni 2009
Dagens lyric - I want to break free - Queen
I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self-satisfied I don't need you
I got to to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free
I've fallen in love
I've fallen in love for the first time
And this time I know it's for real
I've fallen in love, yeah
God knows, God knows I've fallen in love
It's strange but it's true (hey yea)
I can't get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to be free, baby
Oh how I want to be free
Oh how I want to break free
But life still goes on
I can't get used to living without, living without, living without you
by my side
I don't want to live alone, hey
God knows got to make it on my own
So baby can't you see
I've got to break free
I've got to break free
I want to break free, yeah
I want I want I want I want to break free …
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You're so self-satisfied I don't need you
I got to to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free
I've fallen in love
I've fallen in love for the first time
And this time I know it's for real
I've fallen in love, yeah
God knows, God knows I've fallen in love
It's strange but it's true (hey yea)
I can't get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to be free, baby
Oh how I want to be free
Oh how I want to break free
But life still goes on
I can't get used to living without, living without, living without you
by my side
I don't want to live alone, hey
God knows got to make it on my own
So baby can't you see
I've got to break free
I've got to break free
I want to break free, yeah
I want I want I want I want to break free …
fredag 5. juni 2009
Dagens lyric . Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
Im just a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
Because Im easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesnt really matter to me,
To me
Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now hes dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-
Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodys aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all-
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
Any way the wind blows....
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
Im just a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
Because Im easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesnt really matter to me,
To me
Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now hes dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-
Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodys aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all-
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
Any way the wind blows....
torsdag 4. juni 2009
Dagens lyric - Satisfaction - Rolling Stones
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm drivin' in my car
And that man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm watchin' my TV
And that man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarrettes as me
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back later next week
'Cause you see I'm on losing streak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm drivin' in my car
And that man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm watchin' my TV
And that man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarrettes as me
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back later next week
'Cause you see I'm on losing streak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction
onsdag 3. juni 2009
Dagens lyric - I want it all - Queen
Adventure seeker on an empty street,
Just an alley creeper, light on his feet
A young fighter screaming, with no time for doubt
With the pain and anger can't see a way out,
It ain't much I'm asking, I heard him say,
Gotta find me a future move out of my way,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
Listen all you people, come gather round
I gotta get me a game plan, gotta shake you to the ground
Just give me what I know is mine,
People do you hear me, just give me the sign,
It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth
Here's to the future for the dreams of youth,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I'm a man with a one track mind,
So much to do in one life time (people do you hear me)
Not a man for compromise and where's and why's and living lies
So I'm living it all, yes I'm living it all,
And I'm giving it all, and I'm giving it all,
It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth,
Here's to the future, hear the cry of youth,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
Just an alley creeper, light on his feet
A young fighter screaming, with no time for doubt
With the pain and anger can't see a way out,
It ain't much I'm asking, I heard him say,
Gotta find me a future move out of my way,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
Listen all you people, come gather round
I gotta get me a game plan, gotta shake you to the ground
Just give me what I know is mine,
People do you hear me, just give me the sign,
It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth
Here's to the future for the dreams of youth,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I'm a man with a one track mind,
So much to do in one life time (people do you hear me)
Not a man for compromise and where's and why's and living lies
So I'm living it all, yes I'm living it all,
And I'm giving it all, and I'm giving it all,
It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth,
Here's to the future, hear the cry of youth,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now,
tirsdag 2. juni 2009
You lost me at "Hello"
Denne siden er full av underholdende konspirasjonsteorier.
Hadde de vært litt mer nøkterne, så kunne jeg kanskje begynt å tenke mitt, men når man samler all verdens galmannsverk på ett sted, så blir det rett og slett for useriøst.
Eller... Det virker jo ofte som om vi lever i en gal manns verk.
God underholdning er det i alle fall :)
Hadde de vært litt mer nøkterne, så kunne jeg kanskje begynt å tenke mitt, men når man samler all verdens galmannsverk på ett sted, så blir det rett og slett for useriøst.
Eller... Det virker jo ofte som om vi lever i en gal manns verk.
God underholdning er det i alle fall :)
Dagens lyric - Det löser sej - Timbuktu
Hej allihopa, hej hej hallå
hej god dag, tack god dag, hej goddag, hur är läget?
Jo tack så här är det att ännu en gång står vi inför samma gamla problem som vanligt.
Dom ofantligt stora och dom pyttesmå, och jag vet som vanligt inte hur vi ska lösa
eller komma över dom här sakerna som står emellan oss och total lycka.
Men vad jag tror är att om vi skiter i det och inte gör ett piss
så kommer nog tiden att lösa hela grejen, för tiden har en sån magisk effekt på oss.
Mañana mañana, eller manana manana som vi säger.
Skjut på det, skjut på det, skjut på det!
Hon sa att det gått tre veckor över tiden
Jag tänkte det är bäst att hon överdriver
Vadå dom pillerna du tar var dag
Hjälper inte dom ska du och jag ha barn
Jag menar, jag har gig och du har ditt plugg
Det är väl bra med kids men nu är litt dumt
Men gynekologen säjer att det finns risker
Och psykologiska aspekter som trycker
Fan va lätt att vara efterklok
Ska det bli nytt liv för vi hade sex ihop
Jag menar jag kan inte ens planera en dag fram
Ett sånt ansvar kräver en fulländad man
Och det är långt ifrån jag och knappast du
Nåt att ångra nån dag inget vackert slut
Ett snabbt beslut eller du är inte säker
Bara ett sår till som kanske tiden läker
Ref:
Det kommer ordna sej
det gör det alltid
jo det löser sej
så brukar allt bli
det kommer fixa sej tillslut
det är inget tvivel om
fast nu känns skiten sur
och flera mil ifrån
det ordnar sig...
http://www.free-lyrics.org/Timbuktu/289368-Det-Löser-Sej.html
Chords:
Jag kastar bollen i luften
ser var den landar
låter den studsa ler när den stannar
vet var jag är man är var man hamnar
trevar och famlar lever och andas
blundar åt problemen som samlas
hot från den ene brev från den andre
fogden är sne och har kletiga vantar
tror inte det men teven den stannar
livet är för kort för sånt
passerar såna bekymmer på min horisont
Planerar aldrig i förväg ja spar på tiden
tar ner det till en nivå där jag bara glider
tar det lugnt ingenting att stressa för
kvittar vad som väntar bakom nästa krök
inget jobb inget slit inget folk kommer hit
inget knas inget skit för jag vet
REF:
Det kommer ordna sej...
Supreme:
Lyssna förr eller senare så kommer hon fatta
plus du tog det jävligt lugnt och lät henne tala till punkt
hör hur du resonerar nu när vi snackar
man du gjorde inget dumt lät som hon tog det för tungt
Vi har ungt blod i ådrorna studs i dojan
vi måste gasa när vi kan och få bukt med nojjan
och jag kör om du ger mig nyckeln eller cykeln väljer flykten
härifrån passa på när du sluppit bojan
måste kolla av resten av världen vi roddar resten på vägen
liftar till löningen har landat
gått från värsta misären till förfest i baksäten
då är jag oförmögen till att stanna
tjänar inget till att oroa sej mer
det som är gjort är gjort och jag vet att jag kan lova dej
tärningen är kastad allting står på spel
så spela korten fort för du vet det kommer ordna sej
REF:
Det kommer ordna sej
det gör det alltid för det löser sej
så brukar allt bli
det kommer fixa sej tillslut
finns inget tvivel om
fast nu känns skiten sur och flera mil ifrån
det ordnar sej det gör det alltid
för det köser sej
så brukar allt bli
för det fixar sej tillslut
som allt annat
om det inte går nu
så skjuter vi bara fram det
det ordnar sej...
hej god dag, tack god dag, hej goddag, hur är läget?
Jo tack så här är det att ännu en gång står vi inför samma gamla problem som vanligt.
Dom ofantligt stora och dom pyttesmå, och jag vet som vanligt inte hur vi ska lösa
eller komma över dom här sakerna som står emellan oss och total lycka.
Men vad jag tror är att om vi skiter i det och inte gör ett piss
så kommer nog tiden att lösa hela grejen, för tiden har en sån magisk effekt på oss.
Mañana mañana, eller manana manana som vi säger.
Skjut på det, skjut på det, skjut på det!
Hon sa att det gått tre veckor över tiden
Jag tänkte det är bäst att hon överdriver
Vadå dom pillerna du tar var dag
Hjälper inte dom ska du och jag ha barn
Jag menar, jag har gig och du har ditt plugg
Det är väl bra med kids men nu är litt dumt
Men gynekologen säjer att det finns risker
Och psykologiska aspekter som trycker
Fan va lätt att vara efterklok
Ska det bli nytt liv för vi hade sex ihop
Jag menar jag kan inte ens planera en dag fram
Ett sånt ansvar kräver en fulländad man
Och det är långt ifrån jag och knappast du
Nåt att ångra nån dag inget vackert slut
Ett snabbt beslut eller du är inte säker
Bara ett sår till som kanske tiden läker
Ref:
Det kommer ordna sej
det gör det alltid
jo det löser sej
så brukar allt bli
det kommer fixa sej tillslut
det är inget tvivel om
fast nu känns skiten sur
och flera mil ifrån
det ordnar sig...
http://www.free-lyrics.org/Timbuktu/289368-Det-Löser-Sej.html
Chords:
Jag kastar bollen i luften
ser var den landar
låter den studsa ler när den stannar
vet var jag är man är var man hamnar
trevar och famlar lever och andas
blundar åt problemen som samlas
hot från den ene brev från den andre
fogden är sne och har kletiga vantar
tror inte det men teven den stannar
livet är för kort för sånt
passerar såna bekymmer på min horisont
Planerar aldrig i förväg ja spar på tiden
tar ner det till en nivå där jag bara glider
tar det lugnt ingenting att stressa för
kvittar vad som väntar bakom nästa krök
inget jobb inget slit inget folk kommer hit
inget knas inget skit för jag vet
REF:
Det kommer ordna sej...
Supreme:
Lyssna förr eller senare så kommer hon fatta
plus du tog det jävligt lugnt och lät henne tala till punkt
hör hur du resonerar nu när vi snackar
man du gjorde inget dumt lät som hon tog det för tungt
Vi har ungt blod i ådrorna studs i dojan
vi måste gasa när vi kan och få bukt med nojjan
och jag kör om du ger mig nyckeln eller cykeln väljer flykten
härifrån passa på när du sluppit bojan
måste kolla av resten av världen vi roddar resten på vägen
liftar till löningen har landat
gått från värsta misären till förfest i baksäten
då är jag oförmögen till att stanna
tjänar inget till att oroa sej mer
det som är gjort är gjort och jag vet att jag kan lova dej
tärningen är kastad allting står på spel
så spela korten fort för du vet det kommer ordna sej
REF:
Det kommer ordna sej
det gör det alltid för det löser sej
så brukar allt bli
det kommer fixa sej tillslut
finns inget tvivel om
fast nu känns skiten sur och flera mil ifrån
det ordnar sej det gör det alltid
för det köser sej
så brukar allt bli
för det fixar sej tillslut
som allt annat
om det inte går nu
så skjuter vi bara fram det
det ordnar sej...
Reality bites
Da var det på en måte mandag, selv om det er tirsdag. Egentlig burde det vel være ett fett for meg, men det var jo fridag i går da!
Har lovet meg selv å jobbe i hele dag, så det er vel på tide å sette igang.
Må bare presse meg til det, rett og slett.
Kanskje se på noen stillingsannonser også...
Har lovet meg selv å jobbe i hele dag, så det er vel på tide å sette igang.
Må bare presse meg til det, rett og slett.
Kanskje se på noen stillingsannonser også...
mandag 1. juni 2009
Paranoid, emo, ego sosiopat
Er ting jeg har fått høre at jeg er den siste tida.
In good times
And bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for
Trokke jeg ser helt det samme som Stevie her...
In good times
And bad times
I'll be on your side forever more
That's what friends are for
Trokke jeg ser helt det samme som Stevie her...
Dagens lyric - Breaking the law - Judas Priest
There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
all inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
so I might as well begin to put some action in my life
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
So much for the golden future, I can't even start
I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart
you don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
if you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
You don't know what it's like!!
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
all inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
so I might as well begin to put some action in my life
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
So much for the golden future, I can't even start
I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart
you don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
if you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
You don't know what it's like!!
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
WTF is Villa?
Og hva gjør hun på forsida av Vg.no?
Jeg er skada som det holder, og, for å sitere Bowie (sånn omtrentlig) - the article was a saddening bore, i have lived it ten times or more...
Alright, jeg har lært at det er noen som heter Villa og som har det vondt.
Jeg som trodde Villa var en fruktbrus...
Kudos til Vg.no!
Jeg er skada som det holder, og, for å sitere Bowie (sånn omtrentlig) - the article was a saddening bore, i have lived it ten times or more...
Alright, jeg har lært at det er noen som heter Villa og som har det vondt.
Jeg som trodde Villa var en fruktbrus...
Kudos til Vg.no!
Vært på fylla
leser vg.no...
Mye piss, og det er greit, men så ser jeg at Jarle Trå ligger der og gliser med fingrene i bandasje.
Jeg skjønner ikke helt greia... Er han underholdning fordi han har gjort noe så fantastisk som å gå på fjelltur uten å være tilstrekkelig forberedt, eller ler vi av ham fordi han har vært en idiot?
Jeg er veldig på den siste, men synes ikke det er pent å le av folk som er syke da..
Mye piss, og det er greit, men så ser jeg at Jarle Trå ligger der og gliser med fingrene i bandasje.
Jeg skjønner ikke helt greia... Er han underholdning fordi han har gjort noe så fantastisk som å gå på fjelltur uten å være tilstrekkelig forberedt, eller ler vi av ham fordi han har vært en idiot?
Jeg er veldig på den siste, men synes ikke det er pent å le av folk som er syke da..